The Junta in the 21st Century. No. 1 Richard Westney (BA Jack Parnell University)

"As an employer of graduates, one of the key things we look for is what leadership roles people have undertaken in their community. It is important to develop social responsibility and bring that to the workplace. We have recently instigated a volunteering day for all our staff" Richard Westney, Senior HR Manager, KPMG

That'll be the same Richard Westney (seen above outpacing Flagshorts) who demonstrated his leadership role by instigating the ruck against Starpoint (see below). When asked what was the cause of the kerfuffle, the socially responsible defender replied: "He was winding me up, so I kicked the cunt".