It's Official: We Are The Woodentops

Following a poll of our extensive fan-base, we can announce that Broomfield FC's official nickname is now 'The Woodentops'. The name was originally given to our notorious away firm, headed by Jim Aylward and Baz, following a notorious incident against Tadworth Sunday. The nickname will be incorporated into the design of the new club crest, together with a club motto. The exact wording of the motto has yet to be agreed upon, although early suggestions include:

Come on you cunts

Don't let the ball bounce

Wind it up

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