EXCLUSIVE: New England Badge Revealed

Wemberley Wemberley

Roy Hogdson, Alex Ferguson, Rafa Benitez and Arsene Wenger go to a pub together Roy generously buys the first round of beers for everyone, this is then followed by Fergy, then Rafa Benitez buys his round and then finally Wenger gets his round in. Everyone's having a great time when Roy goes and buys his second round ... however when he comes back he only has a beer for himself. The other three seem bemused and ask him why he didn't get a round for everyone, Roy replies "sorry, i would, but you guys aren't in the fifth round!"

Broomfield BNP Corner

Lots of pictures from last June's match are now on the Broomfield Fc Facebook page. If you aren't a Facebook member, er, become one.

End of Great Careers No. 1

Our eagle-eyed sweaty camerawoman catches the moment when Nigel Gardner badly ruptures his achilles tendon, marking the end of a long and illustrious career. Either that or someone had just given him his bar bill.

Broomfield iTunes

To start us off, here is a pleasant little ditty that's proving popular with football fans up and down the country:

The dark side, wherever you may be,
don't leave your wife with John Terry,
it could be worse, he could be scouse,
he'd shag your wife, then he'd rob your house

Incidentally, did you hear that John Terry has lost the England Captain's armband?
Apparently Fabio Capello phoned up Wayne Bridge to ask him if he could look under his bed to see if he could find it.

Also, Ashley Cole has been banned from driving after doing 100 mph in a 50 mph zone, he says he was being chased by paparazzi, the real reason was he was running late and John Terry was round for tea.

Possible new date for match – Sat. 10th July??

We are now considering the possibility of bringing forward the Memorial Cup game to Saturday 10th July. This is so that we can accommodate Mr Westney's visit and also avoid any potential clash with Wayne Bridge lifting the World Cup for England. It will also mean that the legendary, seminal Surrey punk outfit Five Go Shopping will be able to make a special comeback performance, playing live at the club after the game. This is all dependant on the club agreeing to the proposals, so it probably won't happen, however it may be wise to keep this day and evening free if at all possible. Playing on a Saturday might also mean a potential work clash for some of the youth team (though thinking about it, it's highly unlikely that any of them will have a job).

Hopefully, we will have a confirmed date by the end of the week.

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Fulham's new signing – Kaka's Irish cousin

Webster Alert No. 212

Two of our former players in action at Luke Webster's wedding during the summer. One was a fat, loud-mouthed git who never passed the ball and thought that he was better than everyone else, while the other one was a slightly less fat, loud-mouthed git who never passed the ball and thought that he was better than everyone else…

Competition Winner

Congratulations to Nigel Gardner, who won the Spot the Deliberate Mistake in the Michael Brown Memorial Cup Programme. He correctly spotted that the date published was a month out. Friday night saw El Supremo present Nigel with his winning prize: a kick in the bollocks, accompanied by a chant of "Fuck off you crippled yiddo".