Equipment and help

Following a generous donation of £5 from myself, the club bank account is now approximately £5 in credit. However, we will require some kit and equipment for our big game. So does anyone have any access to the following?:

• Two sets of shirts (as big as possible)

• Some balls

• Some players

• A referee and whistle

If we had some money, we could possibly purchase a set of cheapo shirts which would eventually be used as our second kit. But that will still cost us £100+ in the end-of-season sales and as I am still waiting to be paid for work I did last year, I am fairly cash-not-rich at the moment.

All suggestions, donations, gratefully received.