Family man ????? has found first-team chances hard to come by (none to be exact) but he is always willing to boot his latest conquest out of bed to come and watch us play.
????? created club history by being the first player to appear in boxer shorts and eye-liner.
Stripped of the captaincy this season, ????? is now totally incapable of communicating with team mates by any other medium than fax.
????? excelled at running into corners and screaming.
????? models himself on Des Walker but unfortunately plays like Murray Walker.
????? recently graduated from the Broomfield YTS (Yob Training Scheme)
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